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Agent P says: Okeh doke, and just in time to get the pizza. You still there Phin? … Phineas? … Helloooooo… You say: Sorry. Sorry, dozed off. Agent P says: Did you go toss up lunch now? You say: No. I actually just fell asleep. Msn beeping woke me up. Um, btw, thanks for doing this, Perry. You don't really need to, you know. Agent P says: I know. I want to. I don't like seeing you or Ferb sick. Not only is it upsetting, but I can easily catch what you've got. You say: Sooo, what you're saying is, you like to avoid us. Agent P says: I did NOT say that. You say: Lololol Ik. I'm just goofing around. Agent

Izumi Curtis: You helped bring a new life into this world, and that's an invaluable experience. Edward Elric: Naw... we just ran around, screaming our heads off, thinking she was gonna die. Al: Brother...am I scary? Edward Elric: Please...you're kindness in a can. Edward Elric: ...I'm not gonna drink some opaque white liquid that was secreted by a COW!! Al: So what's your strategy? Edward Elric: I told you, a fist in his face! Al: Father! Hohenheim: My Vintage Armor! Edward Elric to Rose: "Stand up and walk forward. You have two fine legs to stand on after all." Greed: There's no such thing as no such thing Ling: Haven't you heard

My entry for the Glay "Mini Skirt" challenge at KaiTaka club on DA. I'll post some fan-art if I can access a scanner. Pear Drops 'twas the eve of Halloween at the Kinomiya dojo, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring.... "WHAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!" The Bladebreakers don't count. Tyson stared incredulously at Max as if he'd just sprouted a second head and spoken fluent Latin.   "Come on Maxie, gimme a break here."    "You lost the bet fair and square Tyson." Max countered with a smug grin. "And yes, I brought my digi-cam."    "Oh that's just a low blow."    Max laughed and hel

Loneliness An ImmortalFox oneshot Loneliness is a bitch, okay? It just fucking hurts, you know? I know it  from personal experiences, I've been through a lot. Anyways, hi, my name is Aleks. Pretty weird spelling of Alex, no? It is. And I live in the beautiful state of Massachusetts. I was being sarcastic there, if you couldn't tell. As I said before, I dealt with loneliness before. I wasn't born here, I was born in Russia and had moved here ever since I was 8. Shit's been rough, but I got through it. Actually I made one friend as I was growing up. He was a Hispanic boy from Puerto Rico, he loved everything and everyone, he giggles like a s

       Chap. 10 A Strange Morning    Ty was the first one to wake up, feeling something in his arms. He looked down and saw sleeping Skylar resting her head in his chest. Skylar's words from last night echoed in his head.    "I-I'm...s-so startled"    "Thank you"    Ty picked up Skylar's head and laying it on a pillow. Skylar smiled a little making Ty blushed red. He sat on the edge of the bed, looking at at the clock that said: 7:51 AM. Then he looked out of the window. The window seal was wet, outside many branches fell off of the trees and it was foggy. Ty stood up from the bed and walked out of the room, gently closing the door wi

Second part: A story full of love,hate,drama,ac- Oh,who the hell cares!Just enjoy the story. Jerome's POV I spun around until I was dizzy.I kept hearing a screech!It was blurred out,so I couldn't tell who it was...but I felt like I knew this screech,even if it was blurred out. Suddenly,my friends appeared.All except... Mitch! I heard the screech again,but this time,I could tell who it belonged to,"Mitch!" I screamed,running towards the sound. Sky and the others circled around me first,not letting me pass,"S-Sky?Ty?Mitch is in trouble!" I told them. They closed in on me.Sky pinned me to the ground,"Guys!?!Guys?!?!?!?!" Jerome shouted,"S

Seto was sitting on the rocking chair,flipping through the pages of his book,when he heard a knock on the door.Glancing up,he dropped his book and walked over,turning the handle to open the door.The door creaked open,revealing Deadlox with a blood-encrusted sword. The sorcerer blinked in surprise,"Deadlox?Geez,what happened to your sword?" Deadlox sighed,stepping inside the base,"Zombie horde.Had to fight them off." Seto noted to himself that Deadlox's muscles were still tense,"Hmm...drop your sword." "Uh...why?" "We're taking a walk." Seto answered,exiting the base,"Oh,come on--Seto!" Deadlox exclaimed,dropping his sword with a clang and

He's the smartest of his class Never worked too hard to pass         Best at anything he does You can't beat him, that's because He's my brother He saves stamps and comic books Doesn't matter how he looks Cuz he is one in his own But he's always been alone He's my brother Rarely asks and never tells Always living in his shell Has yet to ask for a date He's too smart, he'd rather wait He's my brother Twenty-five a full grown man Trekkie and a Buffy fan Never like the other boys He still has his star wars toys He's my brother Lover of philosophy True to Christianity Best friend to his own mother Wouldn't want any other

1. go into the shower. put the heat as high   as it will go and watch your skin turn scarlet. savor the pain.         [it's the only way you know           that you're not dead.] 2. lather your loofah   with too much soap. scrub your body as hard as you can. pretend depression is filth, and you're simply washing it off. keep scrubbing. don't stop until your skin is raw and red and the tears are warm   and flow without restraint.        [letting the tears out         is the only way to keep from drowning.] 3. sit in the bottom of the shower and cry as loud as needed. use the noise to muffle your tears. try not to feel

The saddest time of his life had become his happiest. It was a normal spring day: Kids playing in the cool air, flowers blossoming; it was just like any other. ...Except for him. Sitting in the back seat of his parent's minivan, he kicked his feet and asked the question that all kids did. "Are we there yet?" The whiney tone that he used only added on to the exasperation. "No, honey, we still have a little more time until we reach Aunt Jenny's house." His mother said, weariness evident in her voice. It was a long ride for her, too, "Do you want something to play with? I have a few toys in my bag." With a quick nod from her son, she fished

After a tiring day of Minecon. The Yogscast went to their hotel room around 10. Simon thought that they could play a bit on their laptops that they brought. But, by the time they get there, they're pooped out.  The three changed into there PJs, and of course, Simon is wearing his Dwarf hat/beard. Said dwarf-hat/beard/wearing dude fell back onto his own bed and fell asleep. Hannah and Lewis shared the bed closest to the window, said their 'good-nights' and fell into sleep. About 2 or so hours later, Lewis started toosing and turning in his slumber. Eventually Lewis rolled off the bed. Surprisingly, he woke up but wasn't really fully awake. Si

"There's Israphel Simon!", Lewis exclaimed, sprinting after the pale man. "Oh God! This is more intense than I thought!", the ginger-bearded man replied as he moved Honeydew through the rough Nether terrain, after his friend. "Oh! Jesus!", Xephos looked around, "Look at this Simon." In front of them was a massive plateau gutting out of the lava. The familiar pale faced-man stood on top of it, watching them. Waiting for their next move, or just waiting for something. "Whoa...Lewis look. Look at the lava!", Simon crouched over the huge cliff as they looked down below. Below them the lava, rises? As the molten red rocks cleared, it exposed a